You will never get laid.

lol music blog

2008-06-19T04:34:00.000-07:00

http://giftsfromcapri.blogspot.com

so yeah

Saya pergi ke P. Pinang

2008-06-09T04:46:00.000-07:00

Saya pergi ke P. Pinang!

Saya telah beli beberapa DVD di sana.
- Pembangunan Ditahan Musim 1-3
- Tiada Negara Untuk Lelaki-Lelaki Tua
- Saya Tidak Di Situ
- Darjeeling Sdn. Bhd.
- Fido
- Pembunuhan Jesse James oleh Robert Ford yang Penakut

Sangat puas hati dengan pembelian saya. Makanan di sana masih enak dan tidak dinafikan lagi bahawa saya akan pergi ke sana sekali lagi pada masa yang akan depan.

Failing pics are failures

2008-05-13T04:24:00.000-07:00

Failing pics are failures

I present you....

2008-05-11T00:18:00.000-07:00

I present you....

THE BEAST!!!!

Here is some Vital Information

2008-05-09T09:13:00.000-07:00

Here is some Vital Information

I'm from Barcelona are not from Barcelona.
Of Montreal are not from Montreal.

This is your vital information brought to you by me.

anyway,

Badass video.

You donkey!!!

2008-04-30T06:35:00.000-07:00

You donkey!!!

I love Gordon Ramsay so much. I have converted from Doraemonism to Gordon Ramsay Kicks Major Assism due to his badass character. Watching the latest season of Hell's Kitchen is like getting kicked by the balls from the girl you like. Painful but pleasant.

That's what she said.

Will there be blood?

2008-03-11T07:37:00.000-07:00

Will there be blood?

No, there ain't many but there were many kickass catchphrases.

"I'LL DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!"

I'm your brother...from another mother."

"Why are you acting insane and threatening to slit my throat?"

Last but not least,

"Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat, eh, where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli, one of Bandy's sows?"

Great movie, really want to watch it again. =3

lol Yo! Sushi

2008-03-04T03:51:00.001-08:00

lol Yo! Sushi

Went there at Saturday for dinner. Sitting in front of the kitchen. Order comes up. "One Soft Shell Crab hand roll" he said. Few minutes, "order up!". Waitress serves. Cliche? Not at all. Waitress goes back and says "Didn't you read? I wrote there no pickles (and stuff)". Guys WTF and makes again hesitantly. He called the waitress again, hopefully the customer would be satisfied.

Waitress comes back and says no pickles again. Guy got pissed and told her furiously "THIS IS HOW HANDROLLS ARE MADE!". cyhsy.

In other news, Daft Punk is playing at my house, my house.

I love Broken Social Scene!!!

2008-02-24T00:10:00.000-08:00

I love Broken Social Scene!!!

sooo happy that I discovered them. Such a good band. Happy version of Arcade Fire + Feist = Winner!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Until the day you died
You always had lived
You were right, you were right
All that part of you

Fire eyed boy, give ‘em all the slip
Fire eyed boy, give ‘em all the slip
If you’re gonna come you’d better make it quick
Fire eyed boy, give ‘em all the slip

http://mihd.net/ahurdq <-------Download Broken Social Scene - Fire Eye'd Boy from here.

Shizzle da party fro da hoodz

2008-02-23T04:08:00.000-08:00

Shizzle da party fro da hoodz~

Nothing beats a party with a Japanese guy knowing little English while playing Wii. And screw you guys for not finishing all my snacks!!!

Finally watch a House episode after missing around 5 episodes in a Row. D= Lost kicks asss again.

Watcha gonna do about Ghostbusters?!

2008-02-22T08:07:00.001-08:00

"Watcha gonna do about Ghostbusters?!"

"What is that?"

"It's the Ghostbusters theme."

"No...."

Hip Hopping my indie cred

2008-02-21T05:24:00.000-08:00

Hip Hopping my indie cred

Just downloaded some hip hop/rap albums. Hopefully I can handle them. =/ Next target would be jazz or world music.

LOST kicks major ass. kthxbai

i always know where i am.
by the way the road looks.
the sea brings me back to you

=/

2008-02-17T03:50:00.000-08:00

=/

the moon is swaying.
to and fro.
and.
the moon is smiling.
on us below

Annyong!

2008-01-30T02:14:00.000-08:00

Annyong!

Lucille Bluth: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong.
Buster: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong. But my real name is Hello.
Buster: Hello?
Annyong: Annyong.

*gives cookie to the person who knows the show I'm quoting from"

Wassup Gangsta?

2007-09-07T04:00:00.000-07:00

Wassup Gangsta?

It was a bright, sunny day for a good ol' staying back at school since Trial 2 was over. I always thought that staying back was so much boring until what happened at that very Friday.

My usual routine stayback. Unload my bag, Bam, eat, come back, change and talk. Everything was normal, everyone was playing badminton, bullying Yusof, meeting some people I usually don't talk much (or never) to. And suddenly, all hell breaks loose.

There was a high pitched sound near where I was standing. As a very curious person, I looked to my right and saw a big crowd gathering someone that looks familiar. I began to go closer and I was shocked to see Shahmin being the crowd puller. It seems that he was arguing with those Form 2 gangstas or I would like to call them, "phonies".

I called Alvin, Qasyaff, William and even Yusof to come and look. It wasn't long until those phonies gang up to talk shit at Shahmin. Funny actually, that they, a 10 men midget army, would pick on Shahmin, a giant. The main antagonist, a guy who has yet to break his voice but still act as he was a leader of the Chinatown division or I would like to call him, "Tiny" was mocking Shahmin. He called him "fat" and all those related with fat and then all of his friends continued to call him that.

Unfortunately, Shahmin began to push Tiny and some of his friends and Wai Weng started to throw things at him which he fking missed (he was throwing it so close). I started to go to his friend and he said he doesn't know what's going on. I assumed that the phonies want to take over the court and Shahmin disagrees. After a few shoutings and throwing things, everything ends.

I really don't get it with these people. They think that being gangstas will make them cool and becoming chick magnets. I have just a phrase for them to hear, "You're doing it wrong". I really wanted to laugh at Tiny when he mocks Shahmin. He still sounds like a primary kid. Ugh, why can't they be well-disciplined like others? They need to be the black spot that ruined everything. Oh, how I wish that they will fail at life in the future.

I really believe that the root of this gangsta attitude problem is the parents. Those S.O.B...thinking that money can cure diseases and everything. While they're trying to win the rat race, their children becomes attention bitches with no self-respect. *sigh* I really makes me wonder that "gangstas" are only appearing at our school and not others? If only I could change school...oh well, that's the end of my rant. If you're one of 'them', please bring it on. I would really want to see your movez and skillz.

The High School in HSM is nothing like mine

2007-08-30T02:55:00.000-07:00

The High School in HSM is nothing like mine
At my school, there is no school spirit, there are no "groups" of skaters/jocks/nerds and the stage production sucks. I know that the high school in HSM is very exaggerated, but my school doesn't even come close to any aspects of it.

In HSM, for some reason when someone sing and dance on the table, people will follow him/her singing and dancing while adults really don't give a damn about it ,whereas in any other high school in the world you would get beaten and people making fun of you if you jumped on tables and started singing and possibly you'll be kicked out of your school.

The most unrealistic part of HSM is how everyone can read other people's mind as they can sing and dance in sequence order and unison. For example, it's like all the basketball players knew that the lead dancer's next move is. IRL, IF all of them dance, there won't be a basketball team instead it will be a ballet team run by a gay teacher.

There's really no reality in HSM. If that's really happen in a typical school, everyone will often spontaneously break out into catchy songs. It's really sad actually that those young children who watch HSM will think that secondary schools will be like this. Big, spacious and clean school, mind reading students, active dancers and singers and everyone is happy with everyone.

Yatta! 3 movies in 3 weeks!!

2007-08-23T01:58:00.000-07:00

Yatta! 3 movies in 3 weeks!!
It's rare for me to watch movies in a row as I usually rest for 1 week and watch it the next week.

1. The Simpsons Movie
This is the movie that I've anticipated for a really long time. But, I was still watching it with low expectations because the recent episodes of The Simpsons are crap with focus towards physical humour. Blek. After coming out of the theater watching a 1 1/2 hour long episode, I was dissapointed. One of the main reasons were they were still focusing on physical humour! It's so annoying that the whole audience laugh at Homer getting injured.

Speaking of audience, it's one of the weak points when I was watching it. I was like WTF when everyone was still laughing at Spider Pig. Seriously, just click any channel right now and there will be Homer singing Spider Pig. Besides that, those not Simpsons fan don't get the jokes that have reference to the show. Like when Homer and Bart jump over the gorge..I spotted something that the fans will laugh and the ending where Dr. Nick died. Ughh, I was the only one who laugh at that because he said, "Bye everybody". Still a great film to watch IF you were watching in a small crowd and alone.

2. Rush Hour 3
This trilogy must be the worst among the trilogies (yes, even Spiderman 3...). Maybe it was Jackie getting old and not getting many fight scenes in it. I was so irritated with the pacing for a 1 1/2 hour movie. When they were showing the final fight scene, I thought to myself, "This scene is quite long for a rising action." And when they show the credits after that, I was seriously shocked. The plot sucks hardly, too. It's really logical to have a Japanese as a brother to a Chinese guy. /sarcasm

And this time, Chris Tucker gets into my nerves sometimes. His dialogues sucks ass so much until I need to close my ears. Overall, bad plot + bad directing + bad fight scenes = Great Failure!

3. Ratatouille
Ahh, Pixar. You've done it again with this wonderful movie. You made me feel like going to Paris and eat ratatouille (anyone know where I can eat it at KL?) The movie was so beautiful and splendid. The animators made Paris so pretty and shiny like those holiday ads.

Besides that, the plot was superb. To make it more interesting, they add in 4 more subplots as their finishing touch. A must watch movie for all and it's under my best film of 2007, btw. =D

Dear Michael Bay,

2007-07-27T04:10:00.000-07:00

Dear Michael Bay,

You suck.

I'm writing this letter to let you know that you can't make goddamn movies, hell even with a screenplay which is adapted. When I watch your little movie called 'The Rock', I was impressed with the good directing. Then, you let me down after creating 2 embarrassing ones, 'Armageddon' and 'Pearl Harbor'.

2. In 2006, Steven Spielberg said his company is producing a movie based on a classic cartoon series called 'Transformers'. Everyone went gaga over it and wonders who was the director. After a few months, the world finally knows who is it...and it's you. Message boards were quickly flooded with the news and some even /facepalm. But I keep saying to myself that Transformers is a movie with lots of action so you'll do a good job in it.

3. Sadly, you disappoint many of us. We were told that there was a lot of robots Vs. robots action and you lied! There was only 3 scenes and the final scene wasn't even good (What type of pacing was that?!). Furthermore, 3/4 of the movie is talking about how the humans are coping with their presence and I hate it when most fighting scenes were human Vs. robots.

4. Besides that, we do not want to see how our hero nailed a pretty girl. It's so silly to see this type of sub-plot when the main plot is about evil robots destroying Earth. It's like, "Oh noes, robots are taking over our planet! But first, I need to get the girl of my dreams!".

5. This one concerns me the most. This movie makes you looked like a racist. I was browsing through GameFAQs' movie message board and there was talking about the role of the black people in the movie. It seems the black people was there as a comic relief. Like the fat black guy and Jazz. When all robots are just like a typical robot, Jazz is totally different. He sounds and acts like a black! Now, that was very insulting since the Jamaicans' impressions toward Jar Jar Binks.

I hope this letter will make you change the way you direct. We do not want to see anymore one dimensional characters and mindless action. That's all for now. Screw you.

Yours sincerely,
/d/

P.S: The masturbate joke was really random. Good job on that.

The Big Annoying Topic of Irritation

2007-07-05T05:29:00.000-07:00

The Big Annoying Topic of Irritation

I'll be ranting for a bit about nothing. But really EVERYTHING. This isn't an ordinary wall o' text rant, but more a collection of mini-rants concerning everything I find annoying. Read, add-on, comment, I don't mind.

Things that I find annoying:
- music crap that has a chorus which is 1 line repeated SIXTEEN TIMES, no change in tone blah blah blah I remember why I don't listen to it.
- raisins in bread as I need to pick out those tiny size 'delicacy'
- movies that I really want to watch but it's rated 18+
- when I level up in Maple, I need to train back to 100% to level again
- crappy Internet speed
- losing my stationary stuffs which I just bought few days before
- nose blocking
- the fact that I still don't own any next-gen consoles, or a good computer.
- "Wrong number" phone calls received and dialled
- food which is either too sweet or too salty and too hot or too cold
- height contest >_>
- Jian Yong's nonsensical questions
- people waving/saying Hi at me (The reason why I don't 'hi' at people is because I set my 'hi' limit to 2 people per day. The lucky ones 'hi' first.
- how I want to get free food but always fail
- Every time I want to fart, it's always be at a public place. (Don't expect me to go to toilet to fart >_>)
- When TV shows gets very exciting when SUDDENLY commercial starts rolling
- People calling me 'Dicky'
- Cashiers asking me, "Got X sen?". Look, I will give your X send if I GOT the X sen.
- Second place
- Stupid people doing smart stuffs
- Smart people doing stupid stuffs (Which usually isn't annoying but fun to laugh at)
- Mornings
- People losing their stuffs (Seriously, if you often lose items, I recommend not buying ANYTHING)
- Headaaaaaaaaches
- Big blockbuster movies which failed to impress me
- People who use internet slangs IRL (especially the person who keep saying 'swt')

That it's all for now. I'll add some more in the foreseeable future, probably.

Bad Boys 2 + Shaun of the Dead creators = Great Success!

2007-07-01T03:12:00.000-07:00

Bad Boys 2 + Shaun of the Dead creators = Great Success!

After watching Shaun of the Dead early this year on the Internet (didn't know of this movie until Dec 2006), I was quite hyped with Hot Fuzz. The movie's plot is about a superb policeman, Nick Frost, gets promoted and shift into a country village. When he joins the village, strange accidents happen.

See the connection?

The beginning was quite dragging but they put in some funny scenes. The real highlight of the movie was the last 30 minutes. It was all pure action. I kept on laughing until the end. Example, Nick was running and gave a flying kick to an old lady to the face! And the old lady was the bad guys. Besides that, the main antagonist in the movie is an ex-Bond! The murder scenes is a little graphic but quite funny.

The bad thing of the movie is...*sigh* I bought it at the pirated store. Yes, I do hate pirates but I gotta see this movie after the stupid censors gave it a 18 SG rating. There's like a few F words and no nudity. Sunshine gets a U even though a dude says "I fucked up" repeatedly. WTF?!.

Now I only wished that a teacher would bring my class to the school's theater and watch this movie. Where's Mr. Joseph when I need him?
P.S: Does anybody know who sing in the Visit England ad? I doubt anyone knew.

Welcome to Bizarro World!

2007-06-20T04:38:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Bizarro World!

All photos are created/manipulated by me. Enjoy! (I will add more pics when I have more pictures to be photoshop'd.)

No comments on this.

Oh noes! What did the management of KLCC have done to our King?!

Hell yeah! My first gif animation and proud of it.

I think I have the weirdest cinema experience ever...

2007-06-18T03:39:00.000-07:00

I think I have the weirdest cinema experience ever...

Last Saturday, I was watching Ocean's Thirteen(Finally a trilogy done right. I'm looking at you, Spiderman 3 and PotC 3!) Everything was fine until a fat Westerner came sitting beside me. During the middle of the scene, I looked at him curiously and saw him sleeping! I was like wtf, you paid RM10 for a fun movie yet your just there to close your eyes.

Things got worse. A few places behind me, there was a couple eating chips(Must be Ruffles, I can hear the cracks). It was quite funny because they're eating when it was really quiet. And then there was a Malay guy shhhh the couple and I chuckled.

After that, there was a seducing scene and the family in front of me have a primary child so the mother go and close the eyes. >_> lole @ him

*spoilers alert (Do not see the below post if you're planning to watch it)*
A few scenes back before the ending, George Clooney was watching Oprah and Brad Pitt teases him for crying at it. So we basically knew that they show Oprah and the set. Funny thing is when at the ending, they show the gang's nemesis in a TV show and they went jaw dropping. A few of the audience, including me laughed at the scene because we knew it was Oprah. BUT when the camera panned to Oprah's face for the first time, everyone burst into laughter. I was like come on, it was obvious he was in Oprah. >___>

Here's some great summer music!

2007-06-14T04:53:00.000-07:00

Ahh, summer. Great days. Too bad we only have 3 weathers: hot, hotter and hottest. (Well, this summer is rainy, though. >_>) Nevertheless, it's still a great season to hear some songs to soothe your ears from the bloody weather. Enjoy the songs.

The Shins

I watched a movie called Garden State and there's Natalie Portman saying, "Listen to this, it's the Shins. They can change your life." and yes they will. How? By their meaningful and powerful lyrics. I have a video of a song that is quite summerish and it's about Australia!

Australia

Architecture in Helsinki

If The Arcade Fire is a very sad tuned band, then AiH is the joyest band in the world. I downloaded their second album and every songs sound so happy. Maybe I was high or some ~_~.

Do the Whirlwind

Frenchy, I'm Faking(Live)

The Decemberists

I really liked their folk-ish tunes. Really turn the bad weather into a clear and wonderful day.

O Valencia!

If you want to have the file of these songs, you can personally ask me to send the files. ;-)

Spiderman 3 = Home of fads

2007-06-05T08:49:00.000-07:00

May was a hell of a month at GameFaqs: Movie board. Almost half the page consists of How's the Pie fad.( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDkWSQY2qhI ) You may be wondering, 'what's so funny?'...well that's because the pie was referring to revenge. So "How's the revenge", "sooo good.", talk about crappy scriptwriting. >__>

Then there's another one. The dancing scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnaBCd_6-k). And people start to wonder, "Is this a superhero movie?". The only comment I have with this is...

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